Sunday, August 31, 2008

Gustav update

I just want to assure my gentle readers that no matter how bad GUSTAV gets, we (the staff at I AIN'T NO OPRAH) will stay and not flee.

There will be hijinx.

Mayhem.

Looting.

No stupid hurricane is going to keep us (the staff at I AIN'T NO OPRAH) away from our duties.

We will stay.

We will not flee.

We are men. We stay.

Hijinx.

Mayhem.

Looting.

It's our mantra.

It's our code.

So use the letters G U S T A V, in order,to write a six word sentence. It must be related to weather. Or storms.

Or the crocodile named Gustave.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gustave? Umbrellas, supplies, tents, and vitamins.

Anonymous said...

Get Uncle Sam to a villa!

Anonymous said...

Gimme useable sumppumps,towels, and vegamite!

Anonymous said...

Gustave up stream....terror and violence!

Tex said...

A gustav wind makes a hurricane stronger.

ok thats seven but
what is this "the staff" you speak of?

Cake said...

Got us some torrentially annoying vantages!

(What? What does that even mean! Surely I can do better...)

Anonymous said...

Gadzoiks! Ugly storm trampling another vacation!

Anonymous said...

Golly, under storms, tourists are vanishing.

Anonymous said...

Goofy underwear stays teasingly alluring, va-voom!

Anonymous said...

Gustav: understand, storms taunt America's vows.

Anonymous said...

Glass union? Savoy truffle! A voila!

Anonymous said...

George, usually serious, tickles a virgin.

Anonymous said...

Gosh! Ugly surges, tornadoes, and vixens!

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