Tuesday, October 21, 2008

68% of the Troops support McCain


According to the latest poll.

68%

Troops know.

Troops.

Every vote for Obama causes one troop death.

It's true.

It's on your head.

If you vote for Obama.

See that little terrorist dead kid on the bed? Had Obama been President the troop wouldn't have killed that little son of a bitch.

The troop pictured is also in charge of keeping dressers and bureaus neat and tidy.

A vote for Obama will have that closet thingy in disarray.

And it will be on your head.

Support the Troops and kill terrorist kids like that dead one one the bed.

It's your duty. Vote for McCain.

Keep the American dream of killing kids alive.

Or something.

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/21/poll-troops-support-mccain/

8 comments:

jock strap said...

I support the troops and John McCain.

push-up bra said...

I support our female troops and Sarah Palin.

sarah p. said...

I shot that little boy...I thought he was a moose.

what if the beatles were political? said...

- Polythene Palin
- She Shot in Through the Bathroom Window
- Ob-la-di, Ob-la-bama
- Twist and Point Angrily
- Sexy Sarah
- I Want To Raise Your Arms
- Alaskan Wood
- Back in the G.O.P.

alaskan unclear on concept said...

Happiness is a Warm Gun

missed an easy one said...

Joey in the Sky with Demos

mulderjoe said...

heh heh heh...you said "doody"

mamacacapoopooshit from de nort' countree said...

Vomit... Shirt...

So noprah goes into a bar on buddy night, and pukes all over himsel. Mutters "shit, Wifey's gonna kill me. She said if I did this again it was lawyer time.."

Guy next to him says "Relax podna. Been there manys the time, myself. Here's what you do: Put five bucks in your shirt pocket and tell your wife it was the guy next to you that puked, and he gave you the fiver to get your shirt cleaned." "Sounds good, says Nopry, "I'll try it!"

At home, he's greeted by Wifey, who says: "THAT'S IT YOU STINKING BASTARD" (or perhaps that was "baastad)"WQE'RE FINISHED! GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE SLEEPING NEXT TO YOUR DIRTBAG BUDDY HOGGY!"

Noprah: "That's Hhoagy."

Wifey: "Hoag, Hog, who cares? You, and all the rest of your lowlife friends BLOW GOATS. NOW GET OUT. dO not come back.

Noprah: "Wait, wait!" It wasn't me! It was this guy next to me- He had an accident and look- He gave me $5 to clean my shirt!" (pulls $10 out of his pocket.)

Wifey:YOU MORONIC ASSHOLE!" "THAT'S A TEN DOLLAR BILL! NOT $5!

Noprah: "Oh yeah, I forgot. The extra five is because he also shit my pants."
NOT COME BACK.