ME: "Smell my hand."
HOAG: "I'm not smelling your hand."
ME: "Just smell my hand...I just washed it."
HOAG: "I'm not smelling your hand."
ME: "It smells awesome."
HOAG: "I will never smell your hand."
ME: "It's the soap....it smells awesome. SMELL IT!"
HOAG: "What kind of soap? I'll smell that. I will never smell you."
ME: "I forget the name of the soap...just smell my frickin' hand."
HOAG: "There is no chance that I will ever smell your hand."
ME: "SMELL IT!!"
HOAG: "I. AM. NOT. GOING. TO. SMELL. YOUR. HAND."
ME: "Your loss...it smells good."
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You're right, that smells fantastic!
(Someone call the men in the white coats...he's finally gone over the edge.)
- I Want to Smell Your Hand
- Smell Smell Me Do
- Twist and Smell
- Eleanor Sniffby
- Sniff My Car
- Savoy Sniffle
This is almost too easy...
IANO,
Listen to the Hoag.
What he didn't say is that last week, Hoag wanted him to smell his hair.
They're so weird.
IANO,
Listen to the Hoag.
Yeah! Smell my hair!!!
Smell my hand??? Baise mon cul!
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