So one night, a little while ago, I'm standing in the kitchen with Wifey just going over our days and making small talk when all of a sudden she says:
"Would you like Sally?"
Would I like Sally? Wow!
For those of you that don't know, Sally is a hot chick in the neighborhood...good friend of Wifey, blonde, thin, sexy, and all around fun. She speaks with a British accent.
Would I like Sally?
I was surprised Wifey was asking this. My birthday was coming up...so was our anniversary.
Was this some kinda pre-arranged present?
Was this a swinger thing? Was Wifey planning on doing something with The Sally Hubby?
Was this going to be a one night stand? Would my friendship with Sally and Hubby (and Wifey) remain intact after I slept with her?
What were Sally's thoughts on this?
Was she the one that brought it up?
I did a pros and cons list:
PROS: I would have 2-15 minutes of great sex.
CONS: It could destroy my marriage. Cost me half my net worth. Turn my kids against me.
It sounded like a good idea.
I was gonna be a swinger!
WIFEY: "I asked you a question."
WIFEY: "Would you like salad?"
Why the hell would I want to sleep with salad??