Dear Asshole Mother,
Why don't you just not bring your kids in, okay? You clearly don't want them in here.
But if you do bring them in, they are allowed to touch, okay?
And buy them something today, okay?
Your kids don't want to until Christmas.
"Ask Santa. ask Santa, ask Santa!"
Why don't you ask Santa next time you want to stuff your face with fudge. Huh?
Either let your kids look and touch the stuff in the store or tie them up and leave them at home.
In fact, why don't you leave yourself at home you ugly whore!