OLDEST DAUGHTER: "DAD!! ...Mom is being creepy!"
WIFEY: "I'm not doing anything!"
ME: "What is your mother doing?"
OLDEST: "She's whispering creepy things in my ear."
WIFEY: "I am not."
ME: "What is she whispering?"
OLDEST: "She just whispered to me in a creepy voice that she's going upstairs to change into something more comfortable."
ME: "Where is she now?"
OLDEST: "She went upstairs."
ME: "To do what?"
OLDEST: "To change her clothes."
ME: "Into what?"
OLDEST: "Something more comfortable."
5 comments:
Quit creeping me out.
I just hope she doesn't come back downstairs wearing some sort of clincher...
I KNEW nakey pictures of Sarah Palin would pop up! Eeyew! I can almost see, uh, Russia from here.
Oh lord! Hysterical blindness not coming on quickly enough! I need to impalin myself in the eye.
::randomly jabs pen into eyeball::
Crap! Now I can't stop winking!
That is so Wifey! I miss her, when will I see you both again (you have to sing that btw) I guess you're still mad at me .....
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