Well, today I went into a dollar store for my first time. I needed a squee-gee thingy to wash the windows.
The sign on the Dollar Store proclaimed in huge letters...EVERTHING IS A DOLLAR!
They seemed to be running a special on wireless accessories for $7.99
My squee-gee cost a dollar, but it broke (I'm not making this up) fifteen seconds after I took it out of the package.
So To Sum Up:
My windows are dirty, I'm out a dollar, and Hillary is a big ugly dyke.