The subject today will be Hillary and her beauty.
Your letters are:
D-M-H-F-A-T
The rules are simple...make up a sentence using those letters as the first letter of each word. Sentence must be six words and speak of Hillary Clinton's natural beauty.
Winner will get a free vomit bag or laser eye surgery.
Or something.
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Delicious matron...Hillary's features are terrific!
Deny Monica, Hillary's fangs are terrifying.
Don't marginalize Hillary, fair and true.
Dear Mistress Hillary, forsooth another tingle?
Dandy! My Hillary fortunes are turning!
Doesn't matter, Hillary, farts are temporary.
Dress, makeup, hat...firstlady's attractive transvestite!
Dreamy Miss Hillary...Flirtini and tacos?
Dear Madame: Headbands Forestall Ashblonde Thinning.
Don't Monitor Her Fashion: Applaud Thinking!
Denied Michigan, Hillary's Florida Aspirations Teeter.
Yeah, I know it's not about her charms, but it's real topical.
-- Lamont "Don't Mind How Futile Are These" Cranston
Delicious mammaries Hillary! Feels amazingly tight!
Darling, my Hillary fancies a toss.
Drunk...Midnight...Hillary's Fetching And Tempting!
Dear Miss Hillary,
Fight Ankle terrorism!
Dreamy, milky...Hillary fantasies are torrid.
::sings::
Don't mistake Hillary for a tramp!
Monumentally Dastardly Hillary Fails At Truth.
Drunk? Maybe. Hillary feels almost tempting.
No...I just "mis-spoke" about the danger when I was landing in Bosnia. That's very different from telling a lie.
Bosnia? Isn't that the capital of Massachusetts?
Dinty Moore! Hungry For A Treat!
What's that? Oh, sorry. Off topic. I'll try again.
Dimples might hinder 'Fat Asses' term.
DRASTIC MAKEOVER! Hillary's Funbags Are Titillating!
DRAT, MORTY! Hillzilla's Face Ate Tokyo!
Duuu Maaa Heeeee Faaaaa aaaaa Taaaaa
Democrats massage Hillary's fatty ankles, thighs.
DoOprah misses Hillary's face and thighs.
Dreamy Meaty Hillary, flavors and taste!
Dance, my Hillary! For all time!
Divine, my Hillary, filling and tasty.
Dracula, Mummy, Hillary, Frankenstein are terrifying!
"Despicable maid," Hillary fretted, "acting scared!"
Delicious, my Hillary's feverishly amorous tongue.
"Drink, my honey?" firstlady asks timidly.
Dank, musty...Hillary's folds are terrible.
Darling, my Hillary, fancy a trampeze?
Dudes may hide from ankle terror
Depends(tm), Ms Hillary, for ass trouble.
Doppins Mizz Hillary, falubbin' and topwallowin'
Off topic but funny: new airline slogan's to convince us that it is now safe to fly:
1. "Now frisking all Arabs--Twice!"
2. "More civil-rights lawsuits brought by Arabs than any other airline!"
3. "You are now free to move about the cabin---not so fast , Mohammed!"
Dear Mike,
Hillary feels awful.
Tony
Dumpy monster...Hillary fat, atrocious troll!
Deliver medicine...Hillary foolishly attacks tiger.
Deliver my Hillary, free a terrorist.
Dammit, man! Hillary's frisky AND titillating?!
"Dangly mammaries: Hillary's famously alluring treats."
Delighted, Mister Hoag fancied a tassle.
IANO, by saying "Sentence must be six words and speak of Hillary Clinton's natural beauty," you broke your very own rule #9 from February 20th! "Using the words beauty and Hillary in the same sentence is forbidden...unless said sentence goes like this: 'That was a beauty of a rock thrown at Hillary.' Or something." I am hereby notifying you that I will report this to the proper authorities!!!
Hey, you never said that the D, M, H, F, A, and T had to be in order, didja?
Damn, Hillary's Atrocious Face Terrifies Me!
(Okay, this one's in order, just in case.): Didja Mistake Hillary For A Transvestite?
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