I'm getting ready to leave for work this morning and I put my arms around Wifey's waist and look her in the eye and say:
ME: "Will you marry me?"
WIFEY: "No."
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Brings a tear to your eye, correct?
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I feel crappy. I feel like I'm a big disappointment to people, I'm letting people down. I can't talk to my husband about this (he's not really big on the sympathy thing), so I have to whine on here. Which is probably letting you down, because you come on here for lively interesting topics, not depressed hormonal garbage. Sorry, it's all part of me package.
I think 'Feminary' picked the wrong blog to spam.
This is what I'm guessing.
Though I could be wrong (I ain't)
So you're saying that hindsight is 20/20?
I'm not going to marry you either, but I don't see you puling about it.
-- Lamont "Matchmaker, Matchmaker" Cranston
And you replied, "Frankly Wifey, I don't give a damn!" and swept out of the house...right? Right?
What if the Beatles sang about Feminary?
- Love Love Me Don't
- All You Need is Antidepressants
- Feminary in the Blog with Whining
- Maxwell's Silver Spammer
- I Saw Her Spamming There
"Number Whine, Number Whine, Number Whine..."
-- Lamont "Yeah, It's A Lyric Parody, Not A Title Parody" Cranston
I don't think it's feminary's fault--somebody is pranking IANO. Fancy that.
Yet, the comment is off-base--regardless of its provenance or intent. Who comes here for lively interesting topics? I come here because he pays me $50 a month to do so. I also come here for nacho Fridays. Where are the dang nachos?
You only get $50? He pays me $100 and all the cookies I can eat.
You should get a better agent, Sparkle.
Ya know, Cakie, he offered me the $100/unlimited cookies package but I went for the $50/nacho Fridays/stock options/Shetland pony package instead. Don't think I don't have my moments of regret.
HEY! PONY! GET AWAY FROM THOSE FLOWERS!
Sorry--gotta run.
Cake, Sparkles....are ya saying you're just a spitzer in IANO's eye?
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