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Mary My Dear...
We're still waiting for our nachos. No more comments till we get them. (On mine, hold the sour cream).
Thank you for enlightening us! Just looking at a list of Jesus' disciples would back you up on this. Two Judases, two Jameses, two Simons (one a/k/a Peter), Nathaniel (a/k/a Bartholomew?!?), several others with aliases, too... These guys changed their names more often than Roseanne!Oh, by the way, IANO, since you've read the Bible cover to cover... Which chapter and verse mentions the Easter Bunny?
What if the Beatles sang about the Virgin Mary?- I Wanna Hold Your Mary- She's So Boring- Everyone's Got Something to Hide Except me and my "Virgin"- Back in the M.A.N.G.E.R.- Happiness is a Chaste Hug- Magical Mystery Impregnation
What if the Beatles sang about the naughty Mary Magdalene?- Mary's Silver "Hammer"- Here Comes the Son- I Want You (She's So Slutty)- Can Buy My Love- Mary in the Sty with Diamonds
What if the Beatles sang about Joseph?- He's So Naive- Norwegian Woodcutter - Everyone's Got Something to Hide Except me and my Virginal Wife- He's Got a Ticket to Ride but No Hotel Reservation
What if they sang about Luke:I Want To Hold Your Cool Hand
What if they sang about Judas?- I Want to Bite Your Hand- Hey Judas- Judas on the Fly with Silver- When I'm 30 Pieces of Silver Richer
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