Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Finally...the Letter Game !

The subject today will be Hillary and her beauty.

Your letters are:

D-M-H-F-A-T

The rules are simple...make up a sentence using those letters as the first letter of each word. Sentence must be six words and speak of Hillary Clinton's natural beauty.

Winner will get a free vomit bag or laser eye surgery.

Or something.

50 comments:

Cake said...

Delicious matron...Hillary's features are terrific!

stuckwithacomb said...

Deny Monica, Hillary's fangs are terrifying.

Anonymous said...

Don't marginalize Hillary, fair and true.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mistress Hillary, forsooth another tingle?

Anonymous said...

Dandy! My Hillary fortunes are turning!

Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter, Hillary, farts are temporary.

Anonymous said...

Dress, makeup, hat...firstlady's attractive transvestite!

Anonymous said...

Dreamy Miss Hillary...Flirtini and tacos?

Anonymous said...

Dear Madame: Headbands Forestall Ashblonde Thinning.

Don't Monitor Her Fashion: Applaud Thinking!

Denied Michigan, Hillary's Florida Aspirations Teeter.

Yeah, I know it's not about her charms, but it's real topical.

-- Lamont "Don't Mind How Futile Are These" Cranston

Anonymous said...

Delicious mammaries Hillary! Feels amazingly tight!

Anonymous said...

Darling, my Hillary fancies a toss.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Drunk...Midnight...Hillary's Fetching And Tempting!

Anonymous said...

Dear Miss Hillary,

Fight Ankle terrorism!

Cake said...

Dreamy, milky...Hillary fantasies are torrid.

Anonymous said...

::sings::

Don't mistake Hillary for a tramp!

Anonymous said...

Monumentally Dastardly Hillary Fails At Truth.

Anonymous said...

Drunk? Maybe. Hillary feels almost tempting.

Anonymous said...

No...I just "mis-spoke" about the danger when I was landing in Bosnia. That's very different from telling a lie.

Anonymous said...

Bosnia? Isn't that the capital of Massachusetts?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Dinty Moore! Hungry For A Treat!

What's that? Oh, sorry. Off topic. I'll try again.

Anonymous said...

Dimples might hinder 'Fat Asses' term.

Sparkle Plenty said...

DRASTIC MAKEOVER! Hillary's Funbags Are Titillating!

Sparkle Plenty said...

DRAT, MORTY! Hillzilla's Face Ate Tokyo!

Anonymous said...

Duuu Maaa Heeeee Faaaaa aaaaa Taaaaa

Anonymous said...

Democrats massage Hillary's fatty ankles, thighs.

Anonymous said...

DoOprah misses Hillary's face and thighs.

Anonymous said...

Dreamy Meaty Hillary, flavors and taste!

Anonymous said...

Dance, my Hillary! For all time!

Anonymous said...

Divine, my Hillary, filling and tasty.

Anonymous said...

Dracula, Mummy, Hillary, Frankenstein are terrifying!

Anonymous said...

"Despicable maid," Hillary fretted, "acting scared!"

Anonymous said...

Delicious, my Hillary's feverishly amorous tongue.

Anonymous said...

"Drink, my honey?" firstlady asks timidly.

Anonymous said...

Dank, musty...Hillary's folds are terrible.

Anonymous said...

Darling, my Hillary, fancy a trampeze?

bacon ace said...

Dudes may hide from ankle terror

Anonymous said...

Depends(tm), Ms Hillary, for ass trouble.

Anonymous said...

Doppins Mizz Hillary, falubbin' and topwallowin'

Anonymous said...

Off topic but funny: new airline slogan's to convince us that it is now safe to fly:
1. "Now frisking all Arabs--Twice!"
2. "More civil-rights lawsuits brought by Arabs than any other airline!"
3. "You are now free to move about the cabin---not so fast , Mohammed!"

Anonymous said...

Dear Mike,

Hillary feels awful.

Tony

Anonymous said...

Dumpy monster...Hillary fat, atrocious troll!

Anonymous said...

Deliver medicine...Hillary foolishly attacks tiger.

Anonymous said...

Deliver my Hillary, free a terrorist.

Anonymous said...

Dammit, man! Hillary's frisky AND titillating?!

Anonymous said...

"Dangly mammaries: Hillary's famously alluring treats."

Anonymous said...

Delighted, Mister Hoag fancied a tassle.

The Silver Fox said...

IANO, by saying "Sentence must be six words and speak of Hillary Clinton's natural beauty," you broke your very own rule #9 from February 20th! "Using the words beauty and Hillary in the same sentence is forbidden...unless said sentence goes like this: 'That was a beauty of a rock thrown at Hillary.' Or something." I am hereby notifying you that I will report this to the proper authorities!!!

The Silver Fox said...

Hey, you never said that the D, M, H, F, A, and T had to be in order, didja?

The Silver Fox said...

Damn, Hillary's Atrocious Face Terrifies Me!

The Silver Fox said...

(Okay, this one's in order, just in case.): Didja Mistake Hillary For A Transvestite?