ME: "Wow...you shaved off your sideburns, and so close to Halloween!"
BACON ACE: "They weren't a costume you know."
ME: "Oh."
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DAVE CLARK FIVE FAN: "Hey look...he has a puzzle of the Beatles White Album."
DOLT: "What's the puzzle of?"
DCFF: "The Beatles White Album."
DOLT: "What is the picture of?"
DCFF: "The White Album."
DOLT: "I don't get it. That's stupid."
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GAL: "Do you have V For Vendetta."
ME: "Yup, it's right here."
GAL: "Thank you." :::puts back on shelf::
ME: "Just curious why you put it right back on the shelf?"
GAL: "I was just testing you to see if you were a good shop."
ME: "Having V For Vendetta passes the test?"
GAL: "Yup."
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BASEBALL OFFICIAL: "We should cancel this game because of the weather."
BUD SELIG (Retard): "Let's wait until the game gets tied up."
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IDIOT: "I would like to apply for a liquor license."
CLERK: "What will your business be called?"
IDIOT: "Drunkenstein's."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,444377,00.html
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7 comments:
1) Are you sure that was Bacon Ace and not his Evil Twin Vegetarian Brother, Carrot Ace?
2) It's the White Album and not just A Snowstorm, correct? Just checking.
3) My test for a good shop is whether they have the Beatles White Album puzzle.
3a) Not really.
4) The guy's first name is "Bud"...whattya expect?
5) Best part of that story: "Perhaps the blood of the inculpable will cause a paradigm shift." Insanity crossed with bureaucratese! Perfect!
1) It was indeed me
2) That was Suynday not yesterday Mr Fibber. It makes me question everything you write.
I like the name of my bar if I ever own one
My Own FN Bar
genius, I know :)
Dear Bacon (Asshole) Ace,
If you notice the TITLE of today's post it explains all.
They were REJECTED from YESTERDAY'S blog.
Nice Costume.
I think I might be smarter than my identical twin brother.
http://ihateyourfashion.blogspot.com/2008/09/when-sideburns-attack.html
Then it should have read "A few rejected SNIPPETS from yesterday's blog" not "yesterday".
I'm going to need a ruling here. We have a few editors on hand don't we?
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