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ME: "Patriots are now in first place!"
MADDOG: "They're
tied for first place."
ME: But they're in first place."
MADDOG: "Tied for first place."
ME: "That's first place."
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ME: "So you and Hubby are never gonna let me live that blog down, are you?"
SALLEE Da BRIT: "Probably not"
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ME: "So...that new perfume and skin lotion on the counter...have you found a place for it?"
WIFEY: "Yes."
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YOUNGEST DAUGHTER: "Happy Birthday, Dad!"
ME: "You didn't know it was my birthday did you? Your mother had to tell you!"
YOUNGEST: "Whatever."
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ME: "Where did you go?"
WIFEY: "We went to Salem."
ME: "Was it cool?"
WIFEY: "Very. Some folks were dressed up. And there were some real witches dressed up. You could tell they were real witches."
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AT HALLOWEEN PARTY
ME to guy with vomit all over his shirt: "Hi...what are you dressed up as?"
GUY: "I don't feel so well."
ME: "But what are you dressed up as?"
GUY: "A guy that doesn't feel so well."
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CASHIER: "I don't have enough change for you."
ME: "What would you like me to do?"
CASHIER: "Buy something else."
ME: ::::Buys $7.00 more of windshield washer::::
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11 comments:
If the new Snippets feature was a Beatle, I'd vote for it.
Actually, the Snippets picture is a close-up of the vomit on the guy's t-shirt, correct?
Me: ::thinking, "Oh good, a new IANO is up!::
::reads IANO::
(This has been a snippet of a comment. Or something.)
I saw "snippets" and thought of "sniglets".
I miss sniglets.
Oh, yeah! I forgot.
To sum up: Snip.
Wasn't that Rich Hall? Sniglets? There's a guy with a career.
I think he dressed as a guy with barfshirt.
I can't believe none of us thought to ask what IANO was dressed as for the party.
(::writes down her guess: "A Republican comic book shop owner in jeans and a shirt"...folds up paper and waits to see if she was right::)
Cake:
He got an event gown from the flower shop!
Happy birthday dad.
A customer yesterday though IANO was my father.
Only because she knows I slept with your Mom.
wait....you had a birthday party and didnt invite ME????? But MY birthday is coming up...we coulda had a double Birthday Party
Demos vs the Repubs
I think IANO wins zinger of the day.
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