Saturday, August 01, 2009
A dry sense of humor
The picture is a closeup of my clothes dryer at home.
It's a clothes dryer. An appliance used for drying wet clothes.
One of the settings is 'Less Dry'.
Why would I want my clothes less dry? I want them dry. It's why I put them in the DRYER. Is there a group of folks I don't know about that walk around in damp clothes? (probably folks from India...because they leave the friggin' dryer door open!)
Another setting is 'Normal Dry'... which I assume dries your clothes in a normal fashion.
Is there an abnormal method of drying that I'm not aware of?
Maybe Westinghouse has that?
And finally we come to 'More Dry'...can something be 'More Dry' than dry? If it's dry...why would you want it more dry?
STOP MORE DRYING MY CLOTHES!!! THEY'RE DRY!!
"But you need them MORE dry!!"
SO TO SUM UP:
My dryer is stupid.