So let's say you were on a boat and saw a tiger swimming by.
Would that be odd?
Do the large cats actually like to swim?
Or could it be a trained tiger taught to swim?
And why would someone train said tiger to swim?
What is the tiger's name?
Does he have siblings?
Is he swimming far from home or does he live right there next to the river?
Does he eat fish?
Is he happy?
Any battle scars on swimming tiger?
Does he always swim alone?
Can he dive?
Flips?
Can he hold his breath underwater?
For how long?
Does he wear swim trunks or does he swim naked?
Is he aware of time?
Can this particular tiger surf?
Or is he just a fresh water Big Cat?
Has this tiger ever appeared in the National Geographic?
Does he have religious beliefs or is he just spiritual?
These are just some of the questions I have for Tiger Swimming Beside Boat.
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This blog is L-L-L-L-A-M-E!
My. You are very curious about me.
1. No. Not odd.
2. Yes. Is that comical somehow?
3. No.
4. Go talk to Siegfried and Roy. No. Best just talk to Siegfried.
5. Maury.
6. One brother, one sister. Not that they help out with mom.
7. I have a condo. River view. Chicks dig it.
8. Does a bear shit in the woods? Of course I eat fish.
9. Some days are better than others, ya know?
10. None that I'm showin' you.
11. Yes. I am a lone wolf. Except I'm a tiger.
12. Sure.
13. What am I, a toy monkey?
14. Not as long as Sinatra could, but longer than you can.
15. I am losing patience.
16. I am a busy tiger, please don't waste my time.
17. Please see #16 above.
18. You float and I'll hop on your back and we'll find out!
19. Big Cat. Caps. I like this.
20. Who do you think pays for the condo?
21. I like to lick my butt, yet I believe there is something larger than my butt and us all...
Riddle me this-
Q: When is a tiger not a tiger?
A: When he is ajar.
I'm actually a Tiger in the Chinese calendar...and I've never swam/swum next to a boat.
Sorry, wish I could help!
Tigger please!
Trigger please!
Pigger please!
You called?
Tiger go swim-swim.
Is that from that website lolbigzcatz?
Does he want me to pass the dubee?
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