The following is from something written by one of our presidential candidates. In his own words.
It's easy to guess who said all of this.
-I reached down with my mouth
-I went up to the top again
-and it would last for a long time
- About an hour later in came a guy called "The Cat."
-who came in "for special attention"
-A lot of them were homosexual
- I pulled
-The mob was really getting up-tight.
-successful moon shot
-from young people
-dressed only in my skivvies
-The Rabbit and the others worked on Dick Stratton very hard.
-They just pounded the hell out of him
- Another beautiful thing
-it was a riot
-he was a wrestler in college
-Sometimes I got it three or four times a week.
-The Soft-Soap Fairy came to my room one day
-We started bathing
-It was all very amazing
-I stayed in that one
-I received my first package
-I loved them
-I had a hell of a hemorrhoid
-There would be a red glow
-We called him Slopehead.
-but it was filthy dirty
-very hard to chew
-You're a black criminal.
-but I kept vomiting
-The Oriental, as you may know, likes to beat around the bush quite a bit.
And that my friends is another installment of Out Of Context Theatre!
Hope you enjoyed!
If I feel like it I'll post a link to the complete production later.
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9 comments:
It was Hitler!
What? Really? But I thought these games were always about Hitler?
CRAP!
It's John McCain!
http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=57333
I would have guessed Nixon, but there weren't enough [expletive deleted] comments.
-- Lamont "[Expletive Deleted] Cranston, who may or may not be related to Aaron [Bleeping] Boone. God, I'm glad baseball is back...
Oriental Submarine
Okay, someone has to do it...what if the Beatles wrote about torturing John McCain?
- A Day in the Spikes
- Baby You're a Sore Man
- Back in the H.A.N.O.I.
- Polythene Prisoner
- Mailman, Bring Me No More Beatings
I Wanna Hold Your Broken Mishapened Arm
Happiness is a Warm Cup of Gruel
Gook Back
The Ballad Of John and Slopehead
Rucy in the Rye Rith Ryemonds
I'll Follow The Sun Ling Wu
Paddy Lane
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-DIE YANKEE DOG!!
Isn't this from one of your 'secret' blogs?
Well, yeah, okay... but he still makes pretty good French Fries!
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