So, the Olympics are starting and a few of the US athletes got off the plane in Tokyo, or wherever they landed in China, and they were wearing face masks to protect themselves from the smog.
That's all we've heard about for the last few weeks leading up to THE GAMES. How bad the air is.
So the US athletes took precautions and now all of China is pissed off at them cuz they were wearing the masks.
They wore the masks because they heard the smog was bad. Or was it the air that was bad?
And of course, China was disrespected.
Or something.
So what is my point?
My point is that this morning when walking down the street to the post office I notice sitting inside the Nail Salon are all these female Chinese athletes WEARING MASKS and grapping the hands of old ladies!!!
Now that's disrespect!
Screw you, Tokyo!
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Yeah! What he said!
::puts on Batman mask, goes out to order chow mein for lunch::
They should have worn Mao masks. Or Richard Nixon masks! I think Nixon was as big in China as Cheap Trick was in Japan.
I have Thai food for lunch.
::tries to tie this statement into the blog...fails...goes back to eating::
::Puts on Mao mask, steals Cake's Thai food, makes a break for border, falls down, sprains ankle, gets arrested by "Special Constables"::
::throws Batarang at Special Constable::
Run, Sparkle, Run!!!!!
::notices sprained ankle::
Limp, Sparkle, Limp!!!
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"
-- Lamont "Not A Blonde" Cranston
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- Happiness Some Warm Smog
- Choke Choke Me Do
- The Long and Smoggy Road
- And Your Bird Can Cough
- While My Nose Gently Weeps
When I'm in 64th Place
The Continuing Story of our Bungling Bronze
Maxwell's Silver Shammer
Mean Mister Mao
I Saw Her Wheezing There
really NOPRAH? Really?! The Beatles game again?....tsk, tsk, tsk. The Russian judges give you a 3.5
"screw you, Tokyo"...oh my god, i'm still laughing.
Dearest Cousin Saul:
Don't you have a post to be doing? Hmmmm?
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