I Ain't No Oprah: The Rascal Extraordinaire

Thursday, August 07, 2008

An old lady just came in my shop and told me I was 'The Rascal Extraordinaire'.

I told her she was Peachey McAdams.

Cake said...: Which one of you is the superhero and which is the sidekick?

And who can run faster??; 11:38 AM EDT
Sparkle Plenty said...: Were you eddiehaskelling her? Fess up. You were eddiehaskelling her.; 12:58 PM EDT
Cake said...: Apparently IANO was born out of wedlock...who knew!?; 1:08 PM EDT
Sparkle Plenty said...: Wait a sec. When she called you "Rascal Extraordinaire," was she saying that you remind her of Alfalfa? Or, did she then refer to you as "Chubsy-Ubsy"?; 1:56 PM EDT
Lois Lane said...: Sparkle: I think it was the slicked down hair and the bow tie that the old lady found so adorable.; 2:45 PM EDT
Jayne said...: Lois and Sparkle: .. and the elbow patches. And courdoroy trousers.

Not convinced I spelled courdoroy correctly.; 2:55 PM EDT
Anonymous said...: What did you do to the old lady?

Just asking.

Jayne's, Mum.; 5:29 PM EDT
I Ain't No Oprah said...: Dear Jayne's Mum,

Let's just say it involved a bag of hobby coal, a spatula,a Betty Boop featherduster, and a cold beverage.

Or something.; 5:49 PM EDT
Jayne said...: Oh the old bag of hobby coal, a spatula, a Betty Boop feather duster and a cold beverage trick.

Lots of men with elbow patches do the same thing.

Apparently.; 6:08 PM EDT
I Ain't No Oprah said...: Elbow patches are the new Beatles.; 6:19 PM EDT
Lois Lane said...: With six elbow patches you get trout.; 6:42 PM EDT
Anonymous said...: Please send directions to your store.

Jayne's mum.; 8:03 AM EDT