Thursday, August 07, 2008

The Rascal Extraordinaire

An old lady just came in my shop and told me I was 'The Rascal Extraordinaire'.

I told her she was Peachey McAdams.

13 comments:

cake said...

Which one of you is the superhero and which is the sidekick?

And who can run faster??

stuckwithacomb said...

Bastard

Sparkle Plenty said...

Were you eddiehaskelling her? Fess up. You were eddiehaskelling her.

cake said...

Apparently IANO was born out of wedlock...who knew!?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Wait a sec. When she called you "Rascal Extraordinaire," was she saying that you remind her of Alfalfa? Or, did she then refer to you as "Chubsy-Ubsy"?

Lois Lane said...

Sparkle: I think it was the slicked down hair and the bow tie that the old lady found so adorable.

Jayne said...

Lois and Sparkle: .. and the elbow patches. And courdoroy trousers.

Not convinced I spelled courdoroy correctly.

Anonymous said...

What did you do to the old lady?

Just asking.

Jayne's, Mum.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Jayne's Mum,

Let's just say it involved a bag of hobby coal, a spatula,a Betty Boop featherduster, and a cold beverage.

Or something.

Jayne said...

Oh the old bag of hobby coal, a spatula, a Betty Boop feather duster and a cold beverage trick.

Lots of men with elbow patches do the same thing.

Apparently.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Elbow patches are the new Beatles.

Lois Lane said...

With six elbow patches you get trout.

Anonymous said...

Please send directions to your store.


Jayne's mum.