Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Only six more days until...

-the sky turns green.

-your 401k goes back to where it was.

-lower taxes.

-better music.

-better job.

-no reruns on TV.

-secret service is now hiring.

-earth starts cooling.

-cars that run on magnets.

-new White House china patterns.

-vast amounts of brush start getting cleared in Crawford, TX.

-NEGROES!

-jetpacks!

-sideburns are back in style.

-40 acres and a mule. Or is it 40 mules and an acre?

- a new New Deal.

-increased welfare checks!

-longing for Jimmy Carter starts anew.

-pizza is outlawed (would I lie about something like that?)

-McDonald's introduces the Big Barack (looks great...just empty calories)

-Al Gore warns about Global Cooling.

-Ronald Reagan rolls over in his grave.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good blog...you are a true prophet!
I have finally posted another chapter of my blog too. (plug)

Anonymous said...

Jetpack strapped on Reagan!

Cake said...

I hadn't realized the apocalypse was next week.

Anonymous said...

What's happening next week?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Dear Joe the Plumber,

Next week, one way or the other, you're gettin' flushed. Now, pull up your pants, young man.

Sincerely,
Jetpack (formerly known as Sparkle) Plenty

Anonymous said...

I'm voting for McCain. He has a better jetpack platform.

Anonymous said...

- Elect Elect Me Do
- Baracky in the White House with Biden
- Ob-la-ob, Ob-la-bama
- I Want to Elect Your Hand
- Happiness is a Won Election
- Eight Campaign Stops a Week
- Hard Dems Fight
- Rocky Republicans

Anonymous said...

- Happiness is a Warm Gun