-the sky turns green.
-your 401k goes back to where it was.
-lower taxes.
-better music.
-better job.
-no reruns on TV.
-secret service is now hiring.
-earth starts cooling.
-cars that run on magnets.
-new White House china patterns.
-vast amounts of brush start getting cleared in Crawford, TX.
-NEGROES!
-jetpacks!
-sideburns are back in style.
-40 acres and a mule. Or is it 40 mules and an acre?
- a new New Deal.
-increased welfare checks!
-longing for Jimmy Carter starts anew.
-pizza is outlawed (would I lie about something like that?)
-McDonald's introduces the Big Barack (looks great...just empty calories)
-Al Gore warns about Global Cooling.
-Ronald Reagan rolls over in his grave.
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Good blog...you are a true prophet!
I have finally posted another chapter of my blog too. (plug)
Jetpack strapped on Reagan!
I hadn't realized the apocalypse was next week.
What's happening next week?
Dear Joe the Plumber,
Next week, one way or the other, you're gettin' flushed. Now, pull up your pants, young man.
Sincerely,
Jetpack (formerly known as Sparkle) Plenty
I'm voting for McCain. He has a better jetpack platform.
- Elect Elect Me Do
- Baracky in the White House with Biden
- Ob-la-ob, Ob-la-bama
- I Want to Elect Your Hand
- Happiness is a Won Election
- Eight Campaign Stops a Week
- Hard Dems Fight
- Rocky Republicans
- Happiness is a Warm Gun
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