Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Because YOU Demanded it! Hitler Haiku

My ol' Grandpappy used to say to me "Steven, quit calling me Grandpappy and do some Hitler Haiku"

HITLER HAIKU #1
Let us take Europe
We are it's true brave people
Start with dumb Poland

HITLER HAIKU #2
Hey, Heinrich Himmler
Let us start a master race
Start killing the jews

HITLER HAIKU #3
Eva Braun is pretty
Sure hope she digs me also
Marry then we die

HITLER HAIKU #4
Russia is too cold
Should have invaded early
War is now way lost

INSTRUCTIONS:
Now it is your turn
Try and use his lame mustache
He thought it was cool

4 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

Given your track record with aquatic creatures, are you sure that wasn't a walrus--and not your grandpappy?

HITLER HAIKU #5?
Hitler had no hair
His mustache was "lip toupee"
Now the secret's told

HITLER HAIKU #6?
Hitler's "bad 'stache day"
Lurked in bunker, hiding mouth
Ordered pizza in

HITLER HAIKU #7?
Hitler's worst nightmare
People poking fun at 'stache
Caterpillar grill

HITLER HAIKU #8?
Hitler fumes and pouts
Magnum P.I. looks real cool
Plus he has the car

CHALLENGE HAIKU
Hitler wore g-string
Just like g-man Ed Hoover
What else did he wear?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Massacara he wore
Silly girl Sparkle Plenty
Everyone know that

Sparkle Plenty said...

The High Pressure Berlin Representative

Hitler's pink caddy:
Who knew he joined Mary Kay?
"Fraulein! Buy or die!"

Anonymous said...

written in prison,
mein kampf brought revolution
boy did he hate jews