My ol' Grandpappy used to say to me "Steven, quit calling me Grandpappy and do some Hitler Haiku"
HITLER HAIKU #1
Let us take Europe
We are it's true brave people
Start with dumb Poland
HITLER HAIKU #2
Hey, Heinrich Himmler
Let us start a master race
Start killing the jews
HITLER HAIKU #3
Eva Braun is pretty
Sure hope she digs me also
Marry then we die
HITLER HAIKU #4
Russia is too cold
Should have invaded early
War is now way lost
INSTRUCTIONS:
Now it is your turn
Try and use his lame mustache
He thought it was cool
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
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Given your track record with aquatic creatures, are you sure that wasn't a walrus--and not your grandpappy?
HITLER HAIKU #5?
Hitler had no hair
His mustache was "lip toupee"
Now the secret's told
HITLER HAIKU #6?
Hitler's "bad 'stache day"
Lurked in bunker, hiding mouth
Ordered pizza in
HITLER HAIKU #7?
Hitler's worst nightmare
People poking fun at 'stache
Caterpillar grill
HITLER HAIKU #8?
Hitler fumes and pouts
Magnum P.I. looks real cool
Plus he has the car
CHALLENGE HAIKU
Hitler wore g-string
Just like g-man Ed Hoover
What else did he wear?
Massacara he wore
Silly girl Sparkle Plenty
Everyone know that
The High Pressure Berlin Representative
Hitler's pink caddy:
Who knew he joined Mary Kay?
"Fraulein! Buy or die!"
written in prison,
mein kampf brought revolution
boy did he hate jews
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