Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Who Deserves A Swift Kick to the Groin?



This week's award goes to Gwyneth Paltrow. Couple years ago she has a baby girl and names it Apple. So this year to be an even bigger a-hole she names the new baby Moses.

Both babies will grow up to be totally well adusted.

KRUNCHHHH!

And as always, the New York Yankees deserve a swift kick in the groin. Every one of them.

Who is on your kick list?

9 comments:

! said...

Sauron. What a douchebag.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Sauron? The pterodactyl guy?

Lois Lane said...

My former boss with the bad combover who wanted to fire me because (a)I was friends with the reporters on our sister publication and (b) I was habitually 5 minutes late every morning (even though I usually worked through lunch and stayed an hour extra every night).

Whoever at the WB decided to cancel "Angel."

My high school guidance counselor.

All high school guidance counselors.

The idiot I saw cut across two lanes of moving traffic to go left this morning on Comm Ave.

Lex Luthor. The comics one (s). Not the one on "Smallville." He's cute.

And yeah, what the heck, Sauron.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Lois has some rage today.

Lois Lane said...

Oh, I just hope to inspire others...

the shoveler said...

It's kill or be kicked!

Jay Blogger said...

my soon-to-be ex-wife. i've been trying not to blog about that (on all 42 of my blogs) and it's starting to creep into the conversation. i want this process to end already!!! our lawyers are either incompetent or lazy or both. {end rant}

... hey, i feel better now. not like James Brown good... but a little better.

Clinky said...

Are you my mother?

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

A-Rod