Monday, April 17, 2006

But You Can't Pick Dick Cheney.

Ever play the Dead Pool?

Its very simple....pick 5 well known celebrities who you think will die in 2006. The first person to pick a winner wins the jackpot.


1. You can only pick one person over 65 years old.

2. You can't pick Dick Cheney.

3. You can't pick me.

1. Bonus points for a super tragic death (Princess Di, John Lennon...)

2. You lose points if you murder someone just to win the pool.

3. Seven extra points if the death is reported on "the top of the fold" in the Boston Globe.


1. Osama bin Laden

2. Micahel J. Fox (America weeps!)

3. Barry Bonds (America does not weep)

4. Jarrod (Subway guy)

5. K.C. (the Sunshine Band remains alive)


Lois Lane said...

1. Ashley Olsen
2. Mary Kate Olsen
3. Lindsey Lohan
4. Brittney Spears
5. Paris Hilton

Think about it. With the exception of maybe #4, if any of these chicks miss they'll starve to death.

Of course, by "meal" I mean a Tic-Tac and Diet Sprite, which is coincidentally what Brittney fed her baby for breakfast.

Lois Lane said...

"miss a meal" I meant to say "miss a meal."

See what I mean? I skipped breakfast today and already my mental (and typing) skills are fading fast...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Lois,

You sick bastard.

cake said...

1. The Pope
2. Some guy in Iraq
3. Dick Cheney (What're you gonna do about it, Nooprah?)
4. William Shatner
5. Harper Lee (Did you even know she was still alive?)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear EasterCake,

Do you even pretend to read the rules???? One person over the age of 65 and no Dick Cheney.

And who is the heck is Harper Lee?

cake said...

Rules are for chumps.

cake said...
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cake said...

Harper Lee's an author - she's 150 years old or something.

But, fine, I pick:

1. The Pope
2. Some 64 year old Iraqi celebrity
3. Tom Cruise
4. Oprah Winfrey
5. Hamid Karzai

(And I blame Lois for leading me astray since she blatantly ignored the rules, too. So there!)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

What rules did Lois break?

cake said...

Never mind. I thought there had to be one person over 65 but I see I'm wrong.

I'm retarded today.

I'm off to get drunk now.

Lois Lane said...

Now I'm getting depressed thinking about
William Shatner and Michael J. Fox possibly dying within the next year.

I'm off to go get drunk too.

HorrorU said...

1.Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - with this madcap Iranian President running around with enriched uranium in his pocket, any number of wacky disaster scenarios come to mind...

2. 50 Cent, which is connected to my next pick

3. The Game:
These two rappers have been in a long standing fued:
"50 Cent told Hot 97 DJ Funkmaster Flex that The Game was getting too big for his baggy britches and said he had banished the 25-year-old from the G-Unit for disloyalty."
I have no F-ing idea what that means, but it sounds serious!

4. Katie Holmes: could die just trying to push out that alien baby.

5. Kirk Douglas: hope he doesn't die by the time I post this....

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Katie Holmes is a most excellent choice.

If thats the winner you'd get some of the bonus points.

Ann said...

Kevin Bacon {Because he annoys me}

Whitney Houston {Puh-lease}

Gary Coleman {Bitter, washed up midget. Suicide is inevitable}

Margaret Thatcher {She's old}

Steve Irwin {Crikey! I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.}

I'm putting my money on Steve for the Bonus points.

Anonymous said...

1.) George Steinbrenner (my bonus pick)

2.) Dick Cheney's under age 64 hunting partner

3.) Noone for number 3

4.) Zacarias Moussaoui

5.) Gwen Stacy (doh, too late hahaha stupid Stacy)

Clinky said...

1. Callista Flockhart
2. Uwe Boll
3. Norm Crosby
4. Ted Danson
5. Fred Flintstone
6. Andy Warhol
7. Clive Owen
8. Edgar Winter

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Gwen Stacy??? You unfeeling bastard!

Susie said...


I Ain't No Oprah said...

Today is Septemeber 4th and we have a WINNER!

Steve 'croc hunter' Irwin has been tagically killed by a Sting-Ray

Ann has won our grand prize. My people are searching the country for this elusive beauty to deliver her 'prize'

::standing ovation::