I Ain't No Oprah: He doesn't have burnt genitals...he's my brother.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Could someone please send a link of today's blog to my brother.

Thank you.

cake said...: Dear Nooprah's brother:

RUN!!!

Sincerely,

Cake-o; 11:54 AM EDT
Lois Lane said...: Hmmm...this would explain why my fortysomething single, childless brother-in-law visits so rarely...; 12:03 PM EDT
Phil Donahue's Niece said...: My brother wouldn't share the pop tarts when we were kids... and I'm flying home tomorrow morning... what kind of accelerant did you use?; 1:35 PM EDT
I Ain't No Oprah said...: Gasoline soaked pop tarts.; 2:02 PM EDT
cake said...: Note to self - don't cross Nooprah.; 4:00 PM EDT