Tuesday, April 18, 2006
1. Mom plays in an over 30 soccer league and...well, sometimes stuff just happens by accident.
2. The baby was crying and needed to be kicked to death.
3. The baby was hungry and needed to be kicked to death.
4. The baby kept sticking her tongue out in that super cute fashion and needed to be kicked to death.
5. The Mom thought it was her other baby.
6. Mom didn't know that repeated kicks to the kidney would actually harm the baby.
7. Somehow President Bush is to blame.
8. Mom thought it was a squirrel, so who could blame her?
9. On the bright side the baby flew clean through the uprights and Mom's team won in overtime by 3 points.
10. Nothing for #10