Wednesday, April 05, 2006
ARIES (March something-April something)
Your cancer treatment will take a turn for the worse. Later in week you'll find a lucky quarter. Money might be a problem or maybe not. By end of week cancer treatment will take an even worse turn.
TAURUS (April something-May something)
You will find an unlucky dime. Later in the week you will buy a Ford Taurus.
GEMINI (Probably June sometime)
You will find a lucky losing lottery ticket. Your hair will fall out from the chemo. Your lucky numbers are 1, 7 and 922.
LEO (July or August)
You will be torn to shreds by a lion...oh no wait...it was a tiger! You will find a lucky skin graft.
You will die a virgin. You will be buried in lucky coffin.
You will weigh yourself...it is NOT a lucky scale.
Scorpio (October 23rd)
Everything good will happen to you forever. You will hang out with a guy named Hoagy.
Sagittarious (Nov-December )
Good time to travel...just not by plane ,train,bus,car,or boat. Your floating skills might come in handy. You don't have a lucky number.
and the other signs are just loser signs all pointing to death and poverty.