1. Free new matching set of luggage every four years.
2. Free air travel in the continental US.
3. Knowledge that even though Bush is fairly lame he's still 6.7 times better than John Kerry and 5.8 times better than Al Gore.
4. No taxes.
5. The Christmas Party...WOW!
6. The Hillary Has Cankles t-shirt and matching running shorts.
7. The REAL ending to the DaVinci Code.
8. Easter card from Nancy Reagan with funny Ronnie stories.
9. Matted print of Abe Lincoln (Yes, Abe was a Republican...ya forgot that didn't ya???)
10. the Git-Mo blooper reel.