Saturday, April 01, 2006

These guys are ALL April Fools.



1. CAR DEALERS: These losers have cost themselves so much money over the years (just from me alone)...I end up keeping my cars way longer than normal just because they're such douchebags to deal with.

2. CELL PHONE PROVIDERS: Fast approaching car dealers in douchebaggery.

3. MATTRESS SALESMAN: It's a science. Losers.

4. JEWELRY STORES: Try and find one NOT having a sale...that should tell you all you need to know about these weasels.

5. AUTO MECHANICS: Don't you just love when they 'show' you whats wrong with your car? Just fix the freakin' thing that's broken and leave me the F alone. And the price is NEVER what the 'quote' was. Scum.

6. BOTTLED WATER: Whoever invented this should get the gold medal in skullduggery. IT'S WATER!!!

7. ALL YOU CAN EAT PANCAKE SPECIALS: 8000 pancakes cost maybe $2.00...you might possibly be able to eat 10. Pure golden profit. (Though I do love me some pancakes)

8. MOVIE THEATRE CONCESSIONS: I almost admire these tools for ripping us off and then trying to upgrade us to even more popcorn for only .50 cents more. I hope you die Mr. Concession Stand CrookMan.

9. TV GUIDE: They no longer do the one thing they did so well...provide TV LISTINGS. Actually they do provide listings from 8:00-10:59 (I'm not making that up)

10. And a whole bunch of other jerks I'll save for later....

12 comments:

cake said...

- Salesmen in electronics stores: The ones on commission, anyways.
- People who don't pick up after their dogs outside: Honestly.
- The Richard guy who keeps e-mailing me and offering me "All Medicine to make Gurls happy."
- The inventor of decaffeinated coffee: Loser.

l.m.b.frank said...

dont sugarcoat it ,steve. tell us how you feel....

l.m.b.frank said...

don't sugarcoat it steve...tell us how you feel. douchebaggery. i like it.

cake said...

- Weathermen: I can forecast the weather better than they can, just by looking out my window.

l.m.b.frank said...

don't sugarcoat it steve...tell us how you feel. douchebaggery. i like it.

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I Ain't No Oprah said...

Hey Frank....do I seem angry today?

cake said...

You do seem a little aggressive.

::ducks and hides::

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I think I asked Frank.

carlos the jackal said...

people who drive SUVs
Comic shop Owners (how many crossover issues do you expect me to drive)
People who wear flannel shirts every day (what are you, a lumberjack)
People with angry blogs (try de-caf)
People who think Hitler is funny (my grandmother cries every time she sees a volkswagon)









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I Ain't No Oprah said...

I think I asked Frank.

cake said...

Oh - sorry, thought you were talking to me.

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