Friday, March 31, 2006

My cousin's friends Mom heard about this...



If you take the first two Lord of the Rings books and the Led Zepplin song Misty Mountain Hop, and then read every fifth word starting from the back you'll actually be reading the second Harry Potter book except for like 12 words.

Really.

12 comments:

Alotta Fajina said...

"if you put your palms together, then spread your middle fingers apart, then get your friend to do the same thing and interlock your fingers, then spread your palms apart..."

cake said...
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cake said...

If you stand in a darkened room in front of a mirror and chant "Bloody Mary" as the clock strikes midnight, the devil will appear and give you a Bloody Mary.

Or something.

It happened to my brother's niece's cousin's neighbour. He got so drunk!

Sparkle Plenty said...

If you slow the Beatles song Strawberry Fields wayyyyyy wayyyyy down. No, that's too fast. Wayyyyy wayyyy down, you'll hear the words "Paul buys in bulk at Best Buy." The picture of him with a shopping cart on the back of Sgt. Pepper's is further evidence. Plus, the picture of him barefooted on Abbey Road means that he lost his flip-flops.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Furthermore: If you play the song "Highway to Hell" backwards, eating Ritz crackers, and wearing a toga, you will hear the lyrics to Weird Al Yankovic's "Nature Trail to Hell" song. But stop. Slow it down, yes, that's it, and you will hear Al plaintively and distinctly saying, "I'm out of ideas."

Sparkle Plenty said...

Anyway, that's what my niece's nanny's uncle's dog Sid told me.

liberal mcworrypants said...

cigarettes give you cancer

cake said...

If try and dry a poodle in the microwave, the phone will ring and it will be a guy threatening you on the upstairs extension, and he'll have a hook for a hand, enjoy putting razor blades in apples, and be willing to connect you with the deposed King of Liberia who just needs a measly $5K...

cake said...

Sparkle - Everybody knows the walrus killed Paul. Sheesh.

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

Pop rocks and coca-cola will not explode your belly, but it will give you fruity farts!

Sparkle Plenty said...

No, my Dear Cakeson. According to my sister's accountant's dentist's read of the lyrics The walrus was Paul. And, as we all know, this means that Paul: A) Bought a "Mexican Hairless Puppy" while on vacation in Mexico; B) Woke up in a bathtub full of ice in a hotel room and found one kidney missing; C) Is very wealthy and married to a hottish youngish one-legged blonde. Perhaps we'll never know the truth...Sparkle Holmes

Sparkle Plenty said...

Hee hee! Fruity farts! Funny. But, a bad, bad name for a breakfast cereal.