Wednesday, March 29, 2006

They've kidnapped the Adolf Hitler/Drew Barrymore baby!

8 comments:

Cake said...

Who's "they"? Aliens?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Dear Baby of Hitler and Drew Barrymore,

Unworn portions of table oilcloth can be made into waterproof aprons to be worn when doing the laundry or washing dishes. All set? You bet! Thanks for stopping by.

Pops

Anonymous said...

Oh, this is *darling*!

One of my cousins actually registered for this at Babies "R" Us, except in the Hirohito/Baby Snoopy design.

Cake said...

Nooprah has been strangely quiet on the question of who "they" are.

I smell a conspiracy.

Sparkle Plenty said...

I'm sensing that "they" consist of a cabal of ETs led by an irate Eva Braun...

Anonymous said...

...and Tom Green

Cake said...

So, let me get this straight - the illicit love child of Drew Barrymore and Adolph Hitler was kidnapped by some strange collective consisting of ET, Eva Braun, and Tom Green?

Well.

Now I've heard everything.

Sparkle Plenty said...

It's kind of a layer-cake approach to conspiracy theorizing, isn't it?