Thursday, March 09, 2006

Today's Guest Lesson Is Brought To You By Alan Smithee...in Latin



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4. Othingnay orfay umbernay ourfay.

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cake said...

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ilewhay yingtray otay eadray ouryay entryway odaytay. Iway
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I Ain't No Oprah said...

I think Hoagy has just PostedHay

Sparkle Plenty said...

Amazing. Anonymous read my mind. And I wasn't even thinking in latin.

My eyes are crossed, and right now I'd pay big pocket lettuce to see Porky on a spit. Little hat and all.

::ribbit:: said...

Iway ovelay azycray anguageslay ikelay isthay! Untilway Iway otgay otay ethay astlay entancesay (anslatingtray inway ymay eadhay), Iway idn'tday evenway ealizeray erethay ereway onlineway igpay atinlay anslatorstray! OHDAY!

Away ewfay unfay oviemay asesphray:
-Iway ovelay...arpetcay. Iway ovelay...eskday. Iway ovelay...amplay. Iway ovelay amplay!
-Ellohay. Ymay amenay isway Indigoway Ontoyamay. Ouyay illedkay ymay atherfay, eparepray otay ieday.
-At'sthay atwhay Iway ovelay aboutway esethay ighhay oolschay irlsgay, anmay. Iway etgay olderway, eythay aystay ethay amesay ageway.
-Overway? Idday ouyay aysay "overway"? Othingnay isway overway untilway eway ecideday itway isway! Asway itway overway enwhay ethay Ermansgay ombedbay Earlpay Arborhay? Ellhay onay!

Ankthay ouyay orfay ouryay attentionway,
::ibbitray::

PSAY Ahnamay ahnamay ooday ooday eeday ooday ooday

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

Esusjay Umpedjay Upay Istchray!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FREAKS!!!

cake said...

You really have no one to blame but yourself, Nooprah. Go stand in the corner and think about what you did, please.

cake said...

Hang on just a gol-darn second...you're calling us freaks?

Yo, Pot? You're black. Sincerely, Kettle.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Top five things to say when Porky starts talking to you in Pig Latin:

1) Squeal like a pig, baby!
2) Wrap yerself in a blanket, and get in mah belly.
3) I'll have a BLT, hold the hat.
4) Jesus, I have to stop drinking these Harvey Wallbangers.
5) How is it to pork Miss Piggy?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I can't understand Pig Latin...I can only type it into a English to Pig Latin translator.

And I can find one that reverses it.

I'm shamed. A disgrace.

cake said...

I hope you learned something from this-- you started something too pig to handle and sow now you'll just have to pork up the pieces and move on. We couldn't pig-let you get away with it, you know. You were just asking, practically bacon, for trouble...so quit your swining. (Now that I've hogged all the puns, I'll stop before I boar you.)

Sparkle Plenty said...

Whoa...holy flamin' flights of flank fancy, batman...

Why the frick am I so hungry for pork chops? Pork chops...and applesauce.

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

Mmmm Ham

cake said...

How'd I miss using "ham" in my pig puns?! Goddamnit, I'm a disgrace too.

::ribbit:: said...

Cake's ready...that was just too punny!!!!

Shame on you IANO! But I forgive you cuz of movie quote number four ;)

Momenger said...

Enough of this high brow Latin crap, Oh Scholarly One.

When are you going to celebrate Dr.Seuss Day?
You do that so well on a computer
You do it without a book or a tutor
You entertain us NoOprah My Man
Please Dr. Seuss us
I know that you can.

cake said...

I, too, would enjoy some Dr. Seuss. But that would take an awfully clever person.

I wonder if Nooprah is up to the challenge.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Man, Momenger just threw down. What an inspired slice of seussery. How could nooprah possibly exceed its excellence?

cake said...

I'm not sure he can. I feel despair creeping up on me...

Sparkle Plenty said...

Despair must be wearing sneakers again--if it wears clogs you can hear it, as well as feel it, creep up. I advise you to have a nice, big wedge o' cake. G'wan. Chin up, champ.

Grumpy said...

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis
exponebantur ad necem

I Ain't No Oprah said...

E. Pluribus I'm Goin' Home'um.

cake said...

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

(How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?)

You started this, Nooprah; I'm just seeing us out on a high note.

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