Remember that episode of Seinfeld when George revealed his 'porno' name was Buck Naked?
Well, today we're gonna do something similar, though we're gonna use the rules that high school students use. Wicked old game that usually cracks me up.
You're gonna use the name of your first (or favorite) pet and the name of the street you lived on when you had said pet.
Example: Rover Chestnut (notice the sidesplitting humor?)
Just don't make up fake ones to trounce the panel.
Here's mine:
Dundee Meadow (My wife's is Brandie Pleasant)
Your turn.
15 comments:
Word up, nooprah. Your wife's 'porno' name (i.e., Brandie Pleasant) opens a can of whoop-ass on your 'porno' name (i.e. Dundee Meadow?).
Mine is: Miss Mischief Fletcher. My sister's: Dickie Fletcher.
Miss Mischief and Dickie Fletcher...they're takin' the porno industry by storm.
You had a pet named Miss Mischief? Wasn't that kinda hard to call them?
Or dod you just call her Missy?
Nope, the essential call was "Misssssssschief...here kitty kitty kitty, come kitty" (said in high, musical voice that I'm sure irritated the neighbors). Worked every time. Doesn't "kitty kitty kitty" work for every cat?
If I ever have a cat again, "Stella" is the way to go. "STELLLLLLAAAAAAAA! STELLLLLLA!"
I figured you had 15-20 cats.
That was a joke.
No, I just walk around and let little birds perch on my shoulders. Messy, but it makes me feel all sensitive and at one with nature...
It's kind of a toss up - Toby Northside or possibly Whiskers Bathgate.
Neither sound very sexy, though.
I really wish I'd grown up on McHot Lane or Sexy Crescent...
Toby Northside and Whiskers Bathgate sound kinda like British detectives.
"I say, Whiskers! Is that your kippers or do I smell a crime?!"
"Good chap, Toby, let's investigate!"
Whiskers Bathgate is the perfect porno name.
Whiskers sounds like he needs a femme fatale porn sidekick - so I also offer Ruby Lakepark.
Hm, mine has a nice ring to it, Maurice Innis. "In us" I guess I'd have to stick to group sex.
Which is cool by me.
I'd be Mitty Blackthorne...
Bootsie Howard.
Now that I think about it, "Bootsie Howard" works so well I might consider a career change.
Great name!
Oh, and Whiskers Bathgate is available if you need a second act - just say the word and I'll submit my resignation letter at work.
Can't you just see our names in lights?!
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