Tuesday, March 21, 2006
1. I don't believe in hydroplaning (I mean come on now, a 5000 pound car travelling on a film of water....yeah maybe if Jesus was driving said car)
2. I don't believe Jesus walked on water (unless of course he was driving the Flinstones car and he was hydroplaning or something)
3. ADD (your kid is just a screw-up)
4. Black ice (slippery invisible ice...sure.)
5. Anything a car dealer says.
6. Anything a cell phone provider says.
7. That I smoked cigarettes all those years when it clearly warned me it could screw up my pregnancy.
8. That Moses parted the Red Sea (Do I look stupid?)
9. That I'm still milking the nothing for number such and such gag even though it's not funny.
10. The whole 'thin thighs in thirty days' thing that is on the cover of EVERY woman's magazine.
11. A woman when she says she has less than 10 pairs of shoes
12. That alcoholism is a disease (you just like drinking, dontcha?)