Wednesday, March 22, 2006

This is the one where we morph rock and country stars into candy bars and stuff for no real reason.



1. Allman Joy

2. Alice Goobers

3. KinksKat bar

4. Ted Nougat

5. Dick Clark Five bar

6. O'Henry Rollins bar

7. Mike and Ike (&Tina Turner)

8. Caramel, Stills, Nuts, and Young

9. $100,000 Grand Funk Railroad bar

10. Kris KitKatofferson bar (thats wicked hard to say)

And that's what we're doing today...Hello?? Hello?? Anyone there??

29 comments:

assholeway said...

Milky WaylonJennings?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Luther "Guitar Junior Mints" Johnson

assholeway said...

Chuckles Berry

Sparkle Plenty said...

Peppermint Patty Smith
Hershey’s KISS (so big you need Gene Simmons' tongue to lick it)
George ThoroGood and Plenty

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Good ones!

assholeway said...

Elvis Pezley

Sparkle Plenty said...

The Pixies Stix

Sparkle Plenty said...

Mary Janes Addiction

Sparkle Plenty said...

And, I'll take two O'Henry Rollins bars to go. There's nothing like a little alterna-eyecandy...

cake said...

- Heath Richards bar
- Cookies 'n Cream (the Clapton bar of choice)

cake said...

- Chuck Gummibeary

Sparkle Plenty said...

Ah, Cream! Love that song CrossRockyroads.

Lois Lane said...

Butterbadfinger (or, for variety, Badbutterfinger)
Jefferson Starburst
Eminem & M's
Aerobarsmith

cake said...

- Creedence Saltwatertaffy Revival (who can forget their hit, "Cottoncandy Fields"?)

(Yes, I know, lame...)

cake said...

Good one with Jefferson's Starburst - but don't forget they used to be Jefferson's Airhead.

Lois Lane said...

So right, thecake, so right! But I'm more a child of the 80s, so I listened to bands like Wang Chunky anyway.

Everybody Wang Chunky tonight, everybody have fun tonight...

Sparkle Plenty said...

Devoinity Fudge?
With "Licorice Whip It Good"?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Ya know, if you eat all this crap, you'll get a mouth full of Metallica--4 out of 5 dentists will tell you that. The notorious 5th dentist is, as usual, off imbibing nitrous oxide.

cake said...

Sparkle - I see your Pixies Stix and raise you a Pixie Styx. Ha!

Sparkle Plenty said...

You take the cake, my friend! I gotta cash in my chocolate chips on that one. "Laaaadyfinger...from the moment I sawwwwww youuuuuuu...." Man, I wish I could get bad songs out of my head. It's the only thing standing between me and mastering quantum physics. The only thing.

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

Chunky & The Blowfish
Tootsie Roll Boston Pops
AbazABBA Bar
Charleston Chewbie Brothers

Candy "Cornway" Twitty said...

Strawberry Alarm Clock
Archies
Menudo
Tic Tacs
Doublemint Gum
Clay Aiken

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Phil Donahues Niece,

Please send me an actual Abazabba as they are not available on the East cost.

Please. I love those. (Taffy with peanut butter in the middle)

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

Your wish is my command :-) And it's easier than bringing an IN-n-Out Burger Double-Double! Mmmmmmeat!

cake said...

I dare you to mail a burger. I bet the postal service would just love that!

Make sure it has all the fixings, though. Yummm.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

My pal Hoagy once sent me a dead raccoon or possum or something.

No fixin's on it either.

cake said...

I hope you put "return to sender" on it and sent it back - that was just plain rude.

I mean, couldn't he have at least put ketchup on it?!

Paul said...

How about the Reese's Polices?

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