1. Allman Joy
2. Alice Goobers
3. KinksKat bar
4. Ted Nougat
5. Dick Clark Five bar
6. O'Henry Rollins bar
7. Mike and Ike (&Tina Turner)
8. Caramel, Stills, Nuts, and Young
9. $100,000 Grand Funk Railroad bar
10. Kris KitKatofferson bar (thats wicked hard to say)
And that's what we're doing today...Hello?? Hello?? Anyone there??
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Luther "Guitar Junior Mints" Johnson
Peppermint Patty Smith
Hershey’s KISS (so big you need Gene Simmons' tongue to lick it)
George ThoroGood and Plenty
The Pixies Stix
Mary Janes Addiction
And, I'll take two O'Henry Rollins bars to go. There's nothing like a little alterna-eyecandy...
- Heath Richards bar
- Cookies 'n Cream (the Clapton bar of choice)
- Chuck Gummibeary
Ah, Cream! Love that song CrossRockyroads.
Butterbadfinger (or, for variety, Badbutterfinger)
Jefferson Starburst
Eminem & M's
Aerobarsmith
- Creedence Saltwatertaffy Revival (who can forget their hit, "Cottoncandy Fields"?)
(Yes, I know, lame...)
Good one with Jefferson's Starburst - but don't forget they used to be Jefferson's Airhead.
So right, thecake, so right! But I'm more a child of the 80s, so I listened to bands like Wang Chunky anyway.
Everybody Wang Chunky tonight, everybody have fun tonight...
Devoinity Fudge?
With "Licorice Whip It Good"?
Ya know, if you eat all this crap, you'll get a mouth full of Metallica--4 out of 5 dentists will tell you that. The notorious 5th dentist is, as usual, off imbibing nitrous oxide.
Sparkle - I see your Pixies Stix and raise you a Pixie Styx. Ha!
You take the cake, my friend! I gotta cash in my chocolate chips on that one. "Laaaadyfinger...from the moment I sawwwwww youuuuuuu...." Man, I wish I could get bad songs out of my head. It's the only thing standing between me and mastering quantum physics. The only thing.
Strawberry Alarm Clock
Archies
Menudo
Tic Tacs
Doublemint Gum
Clay Aiken
Dear Phil Donahues Niece,
Please send me an actual Abazabba as they are not available on the East cost.
Please. I love those. (Taffy with peanut butter in the middle)
I dare you to mail a burger. I bet the postal service would just love that!
Make sure it has all the fixings, though. Yummm.
My pal Hoagy once sent me a dead raccoon or possum or something.
No fixin's on it either.
I hope you put "return to sender" on it and sent it back - that was just plain rude.
I mean, couldn't he have at least put ketchup on it?!
How about the Reese's Polices?
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