Monday, March 27, 2006

Dumb as a can of mud.



In between my middleweight boxing career and my part time lumberjack job I sometimes watch a talent show thingy called American Idol. On it is this wonderfully talented and beautiful girl named Kellie Pickler...she has everything, stunning looks, great skin, nice voice,fantastic body.....but alas, no brain. This broad is downright stupid. Possibly dumber than these guys:

1. Homer Simpson

2. Gilligan

3. Maxwell Smart

4. Jethro Bodine

5. Cpl. Agarn

6. Gomer Pyle

7.Woody Boyd

8. Sgt. Schultz

Who else is she as dumb as?

23 comments:

Lois Lane said...

Bill Dauterive ("King of the Hill")
Randy Hickey ("My Name is Earl")
Dan Quayle ("Republican Party")

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Randy! He could be the all time dumbest!

I love Randy.

Sparkle Plenty said...

George BushBaby Face Nelson

No, nooprah, I ain't buyin' it. It's not just an act.

assholeway said...

The un-named guy in the landing party that beams down to the planet with Kirk, Spock, and McCoy cuz we all know he aint comin back

cake said...

Wil E. Coyote ("Super Genius" and he can't catch that one little bird? Right.)

Sparkle Plenty said...

Building upon that theme, any teenager in a horror movie. "NO, don't OPEN that door!" "NO, don't slip out of your tank top and get in the shower at summer camp!" "NO! Just don't babysit! EVER!"

But, I guess they're mostly hapless stooges of fate, rather than clueless stooges of fate.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Wily Coyote is actually fairly smart. I mean think about it...he figures out how to put together all of those wicked ACME things all by himself and stuff. How dumb could he be?

The Roadrunner is just smarter.

cake said...

I dunno about that - those ACME things come with some pretty clear instructions.

I'm sticking with my "dumber than a post" assessment.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Maybe Sylvester the Putty Tat, too, he just can't get the job done according to specs...

Everybody else I can think of is just sort of an idiot savant.

cake said...

Kelso ("That 70s Show")

Grumpy said...

Hank from Corner Gas (oh, I guess only the Canadians in the crowd will get that one...)

:-)

Grumpy said...

Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

Momenger said...

The Coyote in the RoadRunner Cartoon-just give it up!

assholeway said...

Otto from A Fish Called Wanda

Momenger said...

Sorry googiscake....you beat me to that one and I missed it. I'll clean off the reading glasses now

Momenger said...

Paris Hilton. Does she say anything else except "That's hot?"

cake said...

Momenger - I'm just glad to see someone else agrees that Coyote's borderline retarded.

Momenger said...

Barney Fife

Colonel Klink

Tom Cruise (even though he knows EVERYTHING about Psychiatry)

cake said...

Katie Holmes (for marrying Tom Cruise)

::ribbit:: said...

Randy has to be the smartest dumbest character in prime time right now!

Kellie may be dumb, but she isn't as dumb as Gina, one of the models on America's Next Top Model. And the jury is still out on Tyra too...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Gina is dumber than Kellie???

Thats kinda sad.

cake said...

Belated honorary mention - Sharon Stone.

Ann said...

Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne.