In between my middleweight boxing career and my part time lumberjack job I sometimes watch a talent show thingy called American Idol. On it is this wonderfully talented and beautiful girl named Kellie Pickler...she has everything, stunning looks, great skin, nice voice,fantastic body.....but alas, no brain. This broad is downright stupid. Possibly dumber than these guys:
1. Homer Simpson
2. Gilligan
3. Maxwell Smart
4. Jethro Bodine
5. Cpl. Agarn
6. Gomer Pyle
7.Woody Boyd
8. Sgt. Schultz
Who else is she as dumb as?
19 comments:
Bill Dauterive ("King of the Hill")
Randy Hickey ("My Name is Earl")
Dan Quayle ("Republican Party")
Randy! He could be the all time dumbest!
I love Randy.
George BushBaby Face Nelson
No, nooprah, I ain't buyin' it. It's not just an act.
Wil E. Coyote ("Super Genius" and he can't catch that one little bird? Right.)
Building upon that theme, any teenager in a horror movie. "NO, don't OPEN that door!" "NO, don't slip out of your tank top and get in the shower at summer camp!" "NO! Just don't babysit! EVER!"
But, I guess they're mostly hapless stooges of fate, rather than clueless stooges of fate.
Wily Coyote is actually fairly smart. I mean think about it...he figures out how to put together all of those wicked ACME things all by himself and stuff. How dumb could he be?
The Roadrunner is just smarter.
I dunno about that - those ACME things come with some pretty clear instructions.
I'm sticking with my "dumber than a post" assessment.
Kelso ("That 70s Show")
Hank from Corner Gas (oh, I guess only the Canadians in the crowd will get that one...)
:-)
Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
The Coyote in the RoadRunner Cartoon-just give it up!
Sorry googiscake....you beat me to that one and I missed it. I'll clean off the reading glasses now
Paris Hilton. Does she say anything else except "That's hot?"
Momenger - I'm just glad to see someone else agrees that Coyote's borderline retarded.
Barney Fife
Colonel Klink
Tom Cruise (even though he knows EVERYTHING about Psychiatry)
Katie Holmes (for marrying Tom Cruise)
Gina is dumber than Kellie???
Thats kinda sad.
Belated honorary mention - Sharon Stone.
Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne.
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