Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Adding A Penis To A Movie Can Sometimes Be Fun

Especially One Word Movie Titles:

1. Bound Penis

2. Big Penis

3. Penis Cocoon

4. Penis Cocktail

5. Yanks Penis

6. Taps Penis

7. Penis Tribute

8. Unbreakable Penis

9. Penis Topper

10. Penis Clerks

11. Alien Penis

12. Penis Stripes

13. the Firm Penis

14. Penis Help!

15. the Shining Penis

16. Rocky Penis

17. Penis Shaft

(my game...I can use the two the articles)


cake said...

Goddamn, that's hard...

Penis Gremlins
8mm Penis
Penis Nutcracker
Penis Platoon

Sparkle Plenty said...

Okay, in writing this list I have turned into a sniggering 12-year-old boy. Thanks a heap.

Blow Penis (no comment)
the Deep Penis (so it's your game, are ya gonna take your ball home or somethin' sport?)
Chocolat Penis (highly in demand for m'lady's easter basket)
Snatch Penis (I'm feeling unbearably crude here—it just works)
Penis Duel (a swordfight of some kind?)
Penis Heat (cold showers help)
Penis M*A*S*H (ouch...ouchy ouch...)
Moonstruck Penis (you know how they get in a daze sometimes and just wander around? Moonstruck...)
Penis Network (the Playboy Channel?)
Psycho Penis (ladies, avoid these)
Penis Scream (see Penis MASH above)
Penis Vertigo (it's dizzzzy...sooooo dizzzzzyyyy...but Kim Novak'll do that to you every time)

cake said...

Conehead Penis
Penis Punisher
Penis Sneakers
Penis Bandelero!
Penis Backdraft

(I'm sniggering too...)

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

And who could forget such Brat Pack 80's classics as:

Penis Beuller's Day Off
The Breakfast Penis
Uncle Penis
Weird Penis
Penis in Pink
Less Than Penis
and... drum roll please...

St. Elmo's Penis

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

And the 90's

Penis in Seattle
You've Got Penis
French Penis
Basic Penis
Pretty Penis

::ribbit:: said...

Penis-Man (cum on, you knew that was going to show up sometime...)
Crash Penis (ouch...that must hurt)
Elf Penis

I used to do this in college with friends, but we used our friend Lanya's name. My all time favorite was Jurassic Lanya. So...I submit for your consideration...


Phil Donahue's Niece said...

My Own Private Penis

cake said...

I'm afraid I already covered "Elf Penis" in my "8mm Penis" entry.

Ba-dum, ching!

(Oh, and I'm going to start a petition for Iaintnooprah to change his name to Iaintnooprahpenis...what do you think?)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Well since the rules have been broken beyond repair I submit:

Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolfs Penis?

Grumpy said...


The Adventures of Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Penis/The Temple of
Penis/and The Last Penis Crusade)

and then there's also: Penis' of the Carribbean

cake said...

I apologize for being a posting monster but I think an honorary mention should go to this actual, real, honest to God penis movie:

The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

Some James Bond Favorites:

The Penis Who Loved Me
You Only Penis Twice
For Your Penis Only
Dr. Penis
Never Say Penis Again
The Man with the Golden Penis
Live and Let Penis
A View to a Penis
Penis Never Dies
The Penis is not Enough

On a side note... the new dude playing James Bond is a morsel!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Me! Meeeee! I'M afraid of Virginia Woolf's Penis! I guess it's never chased YOU through a Temple of Penis in a nightmare? And, man, it can RUN FAST in those little elfin penis sneakers! Whoosh. I gotta stop eating that pizza before bed.

For some reason, "Uncle Penis" and "Penis Bandelero!" are really cracking me up. Maybe there should be an "Ask Uncle Penis" advice column.

Anonymous said...

I knew you'd get here eventually...

The 40 Year Old Penis
Monster Penis
and of course.....
BrokeBack Penis.

I must add Erin Penisovich, starring your favorite actress.

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

Walk the Penis - Sorry Johnny Cash
Harry Potter and the Sorecerer's Penis
Charlie and the Penis Factory
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Penises

Anonymous said...

Forgot a couple...

Bill & Ted's Excellent Penis Adventure

Saving Private Ryan's Penis (Which of course is often referred to by the modest as Saving Ryan's Privates)

cake said...

Dear Uncle Penis:

I think I have a penis problem. I see penises everywhere.

Yours penisly,

torta del pene

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