Someone mentioned the other day that they were out of ideas for blogs and they were gonna post a blog about coin rolling.
And it reminded me of the time I fought off aliens, saved the princess, and rolled up about 40 large....all in dimes.
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I was flying shotgun (I don't even know what that means) in the X-27 Warp Modulator (no clue what that means) and trying to roll up my coin at the same time when all of sudden a fiery red carbopulation cane came streaming towards my docking bay (or something)....it broke of the hinge of the recess hatch.
I was doomed! Silver Roosevelts were floating all over my craft, the princess was still in dire need (winkwink), and I had dinner plans at 8:00!
So quickly I jammed the throttle to hyper-kill, reversed the props, rolled the coin, saved Diana, patched the hinge, returned to sector 52, had dinner.
I was in bed by 11:00.
I dreamt of rolled pennies and Malomar C-47.
But that's a story for another day!
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What about that one coin that got away, jammed the hyperstiffle on the mooncraft and caused a massive explosion in the cybersquare docking bay? I see you left that part out.
90% is crap
Y'know, if you kept your flux capacitor in good working order, you wouldn't have needed to patch the hinge.
Amateurs.
And the other 10% is this rolled coin blog.
What if you glactate the spogform regulator and then flip-flop on the justifier switch?
It always worked for me.
Do space suits come in extra-extra-large?
I have a very bad feeling about this...
- All You Need is Cyberlove
- I Wanna Hold Your Han
- Twist and Warp
- Eight Lasers Blasts a Week
- Flux Flux Me Do
- Yellow Spacemarine
That's SPROCKET, not socket!
Why Don't We Roll Them In The Road
Lucy at the Table with Coins.
Pennies Lane
Eight Dimes A Week
PS I Rolled You
Got To Get You Into My Paper Coin Roll
Old Brown Wheatback
I Am The Rollrus
1) Ticket To Roll
2) The Roll On The Hill
3) Fixing a Roll
4) Paper Coin Wrapper
5) Eleanor Rollby
6) Back In The R.O.L.L.
7) Lucy In The Sky With Dimes
8) Rollvalution
9) Get Wheatback
I like Mallowmars.
We know.
I rested my Markolator IV beside my hip as I chased down D-Nawler through Squires Catacombs.
When I finally found him, Markolator IV told him goodnight.
And goodbye...
admit it, you roll coins and stuff them in your pockets
Yeah, dimes...not quarters.
*sob*
I thought only ladies had docking bays. Are you a lady?
Something about this doesn't fly. You always return to Sector 53.
Lamont "Always Roll Your Own" Cranston
Didn't Otis Redding have a docking bay?
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