Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Sears Truck

A SEARS truck just drove by my shop and on the side of the truck it proudly proclamied:

SEARS: WHERE IT ALL BEGINS.

What the hell does that even mean? Where what begins?

Nothing begins at SEARS.

Except of course maybe the 1930s. Or something.

SO TO SUM UP:

SEARS: Where you go if all other options have already been explored and exhausted and you just have to have a Craftsman Circular Saw Clock for your workshop.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the slogan for Radio Shack: "You have questions...we have 30 year old technology."...or something.

PS. Do you really want to buy your technology from a "shack?"
Do you want to get your pizza from a "hut?"

Cake said...

::cuts Sears' nuts off::

What??

Oh.

Lemme alone, two blogs in one day gets confusing...

mulderjoe said...

I still have my TRS-80 Model III. Back when Tandy & Radio Shack were the leaders in computer technology.

Back to Sears, what the frig ever happened to "Robuck", anyway?

Anonymous said...

They cut his nuts off.

Anonymous said...

Life begins at Sears.

Lois Lane said...

No! Life can begin anywhere you want it to!

We believe in a woman's right to have sex in Sears. Or JC Penney or Macy's...it's *her* choice.

Cake said...

Just not at Wal*Mart.

Lois Lane said...

Maybe Target but NEVER Wal-Mart.

Anonymous said...

Wal-Mart: For all of your abortion needs!

The Silver Fox said...

Wanna talk about stupid slogans? How 'bout the ABC network's "Start here... " And end... where? CBS? NBC? Morons.

(Ahhhhh, it feels good to rant again!!!)

By the way, I wonder if Jesse Jackson would cut Orson's nuts off so I don't have to pay for it.