Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Happy Birthday, Stephen King!

Or something.


I Ain't No Oprah said...

He taught me how to dump blood on the ugly broad at the prom.

(his b-day was actually Sunday)

Horroru (Joe O) said...

Some kindly nuns taught me how to read.
Stephen King taught me how to actually enjoy reading.

He also taught me how to dispose of a corpse and kill vampires, both of which have come in handy.

cake said...

Things What I Have Learned From King:

- tunnels are scary
- dogs with rabies are scary
- clowns are scary
- being lost in the woods alone is scary
- being locked up by a rabid fan is scary
- kinky sex gone wrong is scary
- stores with freakish owners and needful things...or something...not so scary
- dreamcatchers are scary

And lots more I can remember right now...