WAITRESS: "Hi!"
ME: "Are you in a better mood than the other night?"
WAITRESS: ::nods...waits on other table::
WIFEY: "Never bring up a woman's bitchiness even if they are now in a good mood. Ever."
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ON THE SHOW Z-ROCK
WOMAN WHILE HAVING SEX IN MEN'S ROOM WITH JOHN POPPER OF BLUES TRAVELLER:
"Ewwwww....you smell like meat!"
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WIFEY: "Well...I'm gonna go up to bed now."
ME: "Come here and give me a kiss first."
WIFEY: "No....you smell like butter."
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Two people were sitting next to us a restaurant the other night and one of them got up to use the restroom or something.
The other person proceeded to steal their french fries one by one, but the catch was that he only ate half of each fry and then put each of the half eaten fries back on the other person's plate.
I found that odd.
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WIFEY: "We need to start seeing more of the world"
ME: :::nods:::
WIFEY: "We're not gonna live too much longer."
ME: :::doesn't nod:::
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DAVID HASSLEHOFF TO A CONTESTANT ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT: "I just have two words to say to you."
CONTESTANT: ::::eagerly awaiting the HOFF's two words:::
DAVID HASSLEHOFF: "Totally fantastic, Baby!"
ME TO WIFEY: "What a stupid show this is."
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ME: "Tom Brady is out for the season!"
WIFEY: "Yup."
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11 comments:
So to sum up:
Does Sarah Palin know about this "Wifey" character?? How much not to tell her?
To further sum up:
This blog smells like butter. Mmmmm....butter.
To sum up yet again:
IANO got his food spit in again the other night.
To sum up the summing up so far:
Spit is the new ketchup. Or catsup. Or something.
Is half a fry better than no fry?
john popper.
blazing saddles is leading in your poll.
there are no coincidences.
Best Cakie/Lois summing up ever!
(That french fry thing is BIZARRE.)
That french fry thing is, in fact, sufficient grounds for a rumble.
To sum up and down:
Sparkle, as usual, has excellent judgement.
To sum up one more time, just for kicks:
Lois is correct.
"The other person proceeded to steal their french fries one by one, but the catch was that he only ate half of each fry and then put each of the half eaten fries back on the other person's plate. I found that odd."
Nope, odd would have been "he only ate half of each fry and then put each of the half eaten fries in his left shoe." Or something.
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