Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I'll have the Gertrude Swirl please!

We finally have the perfect definition for BugFuck Crazy.

{{{{{{{{{VERMONT -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health. }}}}}}}}}}}}}


julie said...

PETA is so stupid I'm going to kill one of my cats just out of spite.

cake said...

As an animal lover, I would just like to take this opportunity to say...


Thank you for listening.

cake said...

Hey why stop there? Why not start making cheese outta it, too? And cream cheese?

And cream? Mmm, breast cream.

cake said...

"Hey Joey Peta, I'm lactating, get out the butter churn!"

Barney Fife said...

We have to nipple this in the bud before it gets out of hand.

mamie van doren said...

"I'd like a D-cup of Rocky Road, a C-cup of vanilla, and a bullet bra filled with chocolate."

dr. punchline said...


bobby beatinajoketodeath said...

Oh oh oh and I think we should start harvesting peoples' sweat and tears to replace the cruelty of salt mines, too!

Anonymous said...


No, thank you.

Jayne's (Cow lovin') Mum.

bacon ace said...

Ben and Jerry's is known for inventive flavors, and inventive names to go with them. What if B&J created new breast milk theme names for flavors?

-Titty Garcia
-Chubby Hubby('s breasts)
-Knocker Butter Cup
-Hooter Fudge Brownie
-New York Sore Nipple Chunk

lactatin' lucy said...

Aureolas and's the breast ever!

Sparkle Plenty said...

GLARGH! *ack ack ack* GLARGH!

And, yet...What if the Beatles sang about this hideous notion?

--A Taste of Hortense
--Ain't She Sweet
--Sexy Sundae
--Keep Your Hands Off My Booby

Sarah said...

PETA is retarded. How did anyone let them get to be anything short of people spouting crazy nonsense in a psych ward?

Has anyone in PETA even used a breast pump? Breast Pumps aren't exactly the most gentle things to have attached to your breasts.

So spare the cow...who has to give it's milk one way or another anyways, but hurt the human breasts?

fuck yeah! said...

Fuck yeah!

Pervert said...

Are they gonna make 'em with real boobies?

Redbeard76 said...


Hells no.

(abusing my ellipse privelege)

cake said...

Just to milk this (har har) for all its worth:

- Tittyman
- Happiness is a Warm Boob
- Milk Milk Me Do
- Yer Gonna Milk That Girl
- Lactatin' Madonna
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Cow