We finally have the perfect definition for BugFuck Crazy.
{{{{{{{{{VERMONT -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.
PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health. }}}}}}}}}}}}}
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As an animal lover, I would just like to take this opportunity to say...
PETA MAKES ME FREAKING CRAZY!
Thank you for listening.
Hey why stop there? Why not start making cheese outta it, too? And cream cheese?
And cream? Mmm, breast cream.
"Hey Joey Peta, I'm lactating, get out the butter churn!"
We have to nipple this in the bud before it gets out of hand.
"I'd like a D-cup of Rocky Road, a C-cup of vanilla, and a bullet bra filled with chocolate."
SWEET BUTTERED CORN!
Oh oh oh and I think we should start harvesting peoples' sweat and tears to replace the cruelty of salt mines, too!
Ugh!!!
No, thank you.
Jayne's (Cow lovin') Mum.
Ben and Jerry's is known for inventive flavors, and inventive names to go with them. What if B&J created new breast milk theme names for flavors?
-Titty Garcia
-Chubby Hubby('s breasts)
-Knocker Butter Cup
-Hooter Fudge Brownie
-New York Sore Nipple Chunk
Aureolas and Cream...it's the breast ever!
GLARGH! *ack ack ack* GLARGH!
ptui
GLARGH!
And, yet...What if the Beatles sang about this hideous notion?
--A Taste of Hortense
--Ain't She Sweet
--Sexy Sundae
--Keep Your Hands Off My Booby
PETA is retarded. How did anyone let them get to be anything short of people spouting crazy nonsense in a psych ward?
Has anyone in PETA even used a breast pump? Breast Pumps aren't exactly the most gentle things to have attached to your breasts.
So spare the cow...who has to give it's milk one way or another anyways, but hurt the human breasts?
Are they gonna make 'em with real boobies?
Um.......................
Hells no.
(abusing my ellipse privelege)
Just to milk this (har har) for all its worth:
- Tittyman
- Happiness is a Warm Boob
- Milk Milk Me Do
- Yer Gonna Milk That Girl
- Lactatin' Madonna
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Cow
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