Friday, September 05, 2008
What Owebama really says.
Democrats love Owebama. Love him.
He speaks so fine!
But what does he really say? Here is an actual speech that he gave.
Democrats only heard the words that were in CAPITAL LETTERS.
...so I ask you my fellow AMERICANS, to reach down deep between the cushions of you sofa and find some CHANGE so you and your FAMILY can eat some plain pasta for dinner because all of your WEALTH will be soaked up by my NEW tax plan!
I urge you to get all of the coins with JEFFERSON, LINCOLN, ROOSEVELT and WASHINGTON on them that are stuck down deep under the drivers seat and count up that CHANGE!
That CHANGE will get you one more night of LIFE after my barely researched and crazy tax plan gets unveiled!
My NEW economic plan should result in MILLIONS of NEW JOBS mostly as waiters where you will get less than a GOOD WAGE and you'll be scrambling for CHANGE just for gas to get HOME!
And I PROMISE that even though I said we'd be out of Iraq, there will actually be no CHANGE in that because I really haven't thought anything through!
So look through your HOME and look through jars and under beds and everywhere for some loose CHANGE to help you through these next bleak FOUR YEARS!
Look through all of your old purses for CHANGE!
CHANGE will get you through the tolls!
CHANGE will get you boiled rice!
CHANGE will get you powdered milk!
CHANGE will get you a lottery ticket!
CHANGE will get you a taxi ride down to the welfare office!
CHANGE will get you one more pack of smokes!
CHANGE will get you four pulls on the slot machine at LINCOLN park!
CHANGE will get you a copy of the NATIONAL Enquirer!
So go on outside and collect some bottles out of dumpster and CASH them in for CHANGE!
CHANGE. It's what us DEMOCRATS will soon be back LIVING on!
THANK YOU! And god BLESS AMERICA!