1. I'm guessing she wasn't a virgin.
2. I'm also guessing she aint a good mom CUZ WHERE THE HECK IS THE BABY!!!???!!!
3. I'm guessing she may have starred in Hee-Haw.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Let's dissect the picture and the headline.
1. I'm guessing she wasn't a virgin.
2. I'm also guessing she aint a good mom CUZ WHERE THE HECK IS THE BABY!!!???!!!
3. I'm guessing she may have starred in Hee-Haw.
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This was found alongside those "Judas" scrolls...It's actually a picture of Biblical Mary (Mother of God)...
clinky- we dont want no stinkin robots here
I don't think Clinky is a real robot.
I just want to be a real human boy!
If there were really doctors involved, and they were really astounded, I suspect they were also really DRUNK.
Hmmm...is Clinky an OMAC?
And yeah, virgin birth can happen. My friend's cousin's boyfriend's aunt ate Pop Rocks and Diet Coke together during a full moon and bammo!
Or, she got drunk at a kegger and blacked out. Something like that.
She looks like she's gnawing on a finger bone, so maybe she ate the baby.
Or maybe she gave birth to 2 giant breasts.
Or maybe she not really a virgin but plays one on t.v.
I'm 70s OMAC! YEAAAAAH!
ONE MAN ARMY CORPS, BABY!
I'm starting to think that maybe Clinky is this chick's virgin birth.
(Do you think if this woman is still alive she shows her kids or grandchildren this magazine cover and is all proud of it?)
Dear Sir,
In answer to your query of 4/13: Yes, this woman is still alive. Her name is Fern Cheekblatt and she lives in Skokie, Illinois. She is my grammy.
Yes. Grammy is "all proud" of this picture. Each year, after we hunt for Easter Eggs and before we eat our ham, we all go look at the picture. There are a lot of us--16 virgin birth children and 32 virgin birth grandchildren (don't ask, this is too complicated for you to understand). We are all named Jesus. This is our time of year to rise, ascend, and be mighty, boy-uh, and we're going to come and kick your pagan mofo disbelieving ass.
We hope you dig locusts.
Sincerely,
The Irate, Virgin Birth Relatives of Fern Cheekblatt
HEY! Spackle is back!
Dear Irate, Virgin Birth Relatives of Fern Cheekblatt:
HAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Sincerely,
GoingtoHellAnyways
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