Saturday, September 16, 2006

Barack Obama

What is a Barack Obama you ask? A Barack Obama is a senator from Illinois who the Democrats are going to go ga-ga over in 2008.

His middle name is Hussein.

Barack Hussein Obama.

Throw a Bin-Laden on the end of that and every liberal in the country will have a wet dream.

Barack Hussein Obama bin-Laden.

"Yeah...let's vote for him! It'll show how open-minded we all are"

And of course the Republicans will trounce him and his terrorist band of Taliban loving kind.

(I know nothing about Barack Hussein Obama bin-Laden except for what I read in Men's Vogue....he looks good in a two button sport coat and slip on crushed leather Cole Haans)


Lois Lane said...

"...he looks good in a two button sport coat and slip on crushed leather Cole Haans"

He's also a wonderful dancer.

I Ain't No Oprah said...


cake said...

NoOprah's soooo a closet fancy lad.

Barack said...

Thanks for the vote of confidence, AintNo.

Bemisdown said...


I get it. If a candidate's name RHYMES with someone you don't like, then you won't vote for him.

Can't WAIT for someone named Chitler to run...what would nooprah do?

And Barak IS the man. I'll bet he's a good dancer too.

Anunomess said...

I thought your vote was secured for Hillary? Or is she running as Vice President with Barack?

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

Who's his running mate? Saddam Atta Mussoui?

Chester said...


You are an idiot.