Blah Blah Blah. And in the story is the following sentence:
"Islam forbids drinking alcohol and requires non-Muslims to pay a head tax to safeguard their lives if conquered by Muslims. They are exempt if they convert to Islam"
Well guess what? I aint payin' no head tax.
Monday, September 18, 2006
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What if conversion to Islam came with free fried chicken, a lifetime supply of tacos, and a guarantee that Hillary Clinton would never get into the Oval Office?
I bet that promise is how they get people to sign up for the Republican Party too.
Oh, that Lois!!
That will be $10.00 in head tax please.
Lois:
I notice NoOprah didn't DENY that's how the Republicans lure people in...hmmm.
$10.00 head tax from you also.
Thank you and praise Cassius Clay.
Sure, I'll send you a check. Watch your mail.
I'm gonna be RICH with all these suckers paying me head tax! RICH!!!!
You probably shouldn't have said that out loud.
::tears up check::
WARNING:
Don't do it!
First it's a "head tax," and next thing you know you're slammed with "arms, legs, hands and feet taxes." Those Republicans are sneaky that way.
Unless you're a REALLY RICH Republican-then you get to pay NO taxes.
Forget the body part tax; I'm concerned about the "no alcohol" clause.
If I want to pay $7 for a glass of wine . . . I should be left alone in my insanity, dammit!
Am I the only person who, when confronted with the phrase "head tax", immediately thought it meant --
Oh, never mind.
::tears up check into tiny, non-incriminating pieces. And it was a big check, too.::
-- Lamont Cranston
Dear Lamont,
You aint EVER gonna have to pay me a head tax.
Love,
Steve
Steve:
Well, it's like the saying goes: God made Lamont and Eve, not Lamont and Steve...
Works for me -- I just saved $10.00.
-- Lamont Cranston
Wow, $10. Pretty cheap.
And I don't know if I just insulted Steve or Lamont...
Cake:
Both. And we will both have our revenge.
-- Lamont Cranston
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