Friday, September 22, 2006

It's the way Hoagy rolls.

Normally on Buddy Night I pick up Hoagy and I do the driving. He does the drinking.

Last night it would have been WAY out of my way to pick him up so I told him to meet me at the chosen restaurant. I also reminded him that he might not want to drink if he was going to drive home.

At 7:30 (the meeting time) Hoag showed up in a Black Stretch Limo.

A $300.00 for 5 hours Black Stretch Limo. For buddy night.

Thank God I have the word douchebag in my arsenal.

9 comments:

Clinky said...

...not that there's anything wrong with that...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Did I mention he had a hot blonde chick with him in said Limo?

Anonymous said...

Did she pee when you showed up?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

...and then vomited.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure it was a blonde chick? I heard she looked like Katie Holmes...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Nice. Thats worth two points.

Bemisdown said...

Possibly three.

Cake said...

Funniest damn thing ever.

Roger the Shrubber said...

It's all "Roger-approved"...

:-)