Normally on Buddy Night I pick up Hoagy and I do the driving. He does the drinking.
Last night it would have been WAY out of my way to pick him up so I told him to meet me at the chosen restaurant. I also reminded him that he might not want to drink if he was going to drive home.
At 7:30 (the meeting time) Hoag showed up in a Black Stretch Limo.
A $300.00 for 5 hours Black Stretch Limo. For buddy night.
Thank God I have the word douchebag in my arsenal.