So I'm getting ready to go to bed last night when this conversation happens:
CrazyInsaneWife: "You know...you look like Walter Matthau"
CrazyInsaneWife: "I didn't mean that in a bad way"
The conversation pretty much ended there because I realized I was talking to a totally insane non-rational person. There is no way to tell a man he looks like Walter Matthau in a 'good way'.
It's like me telling the ugliest woman on earth "You know Whoopi...you kinda look like Hillary Clinton"
Moral of the story:
Never tell a man he looks like Walter Matthau and never tell a woman she looks like Hillary Clinton. Not even in a good way. There is no good way.
I look nothing like Walter Matthau. Or Hillary Clinton.
Or Whoopi Goldberg