Friday, September 08, 2006

Not claw...craw!

This has been stuck in my craw for years now. I must vent.

Every year or so Burger King or McDonalds will have a .99 cents Big Mac special or a .99 cents Whopper special and then in small letters will have the disclaimer: PRICES MAY VARY

Dear Douchebags,

Guess what?

If it's a .99 cent special the price CANNOT vary. I hope you die.

I know ,I know...you're professional drivers on a closed course...

Losers.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like a .99 cent whopper before I shop Macys "One Day Sale", this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

cake said...

Quick! Someone get NoOprah a coffee, something fried, and an orange juice! STAT!

Lois Lane said...

When I go to Macy's three-day one day sales, I like to use those coupons that are good for 20% off anything in the store...

...except the 8,005 things listed on the back of the coupon that they're *not* valid on.

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

I like the people who go into the 99cent store and ask for a price check.

cake said...

There's a Dollar Store up the street from me...and I've yet to find anything in it that actually costs $1.

motheragawd said...

I live in Rhode Island. Neither a road, nor an island. That sticks in my craw.

Or is that claw? Or quahog?

steven wright said...

Why is it that you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?

Paul said...

We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our spirits in the traditions of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.

I would pay a fistful of yen to see that movie again. Sigh. <3

Lois Lane said...

Motheragawd--

I'm a Rhode Island native. Ever try to explain to a non-Rhode Islander that you eat a grinder and drink a cabinet? And that clam cakes are not frosted?

Then again, if we can put popcorn in brownies, perhaps a little icing on a clam cake wouldn't be too awful...

No. I take that back. It would.

Jacquetta said...

Umm, KFC does those all-you-can-eat marshmallow and sweet potato buffets. Since you asked...

Anonymous said...

Not the craw -- the CRAW!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

KFC does those? I've never seen that.

But I will.

Soon.

Real Soon.

Bemisdown said...

Dear Rhode Islanders,

I hope you somehow manage to get those "cabinets" into liquid form-otherwise, the visual is just weird to the rest of the non cabinet drinking nation.